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ABOUT THE NHA

Welcome to the Nigel Havers Alliance! For many years now, Nigel and the gang have been working their socks off to try to make the world a better place. However, many people still do not know who the NHA are, or where we came from! After military strength and some darn fine policies, we believe that communication with the cretinous electorate is one of the key secrets to political success. Therefore, we hereby present you with a few pages that should tell you a little about who we are, and what we are trying to do. Who knows, maybe we will even get our election deposit back next election?

POLICIES
Meet the AllianceDo you have quibbles with the NHS, public transport, facial hair, or grammar misuse? Click here to find out more about what we are fighting for!

 

HISTORY OF THE NHA
History of the NHAWhere did the NHA come from, and why on Earth did it take so long for Our Lord to save us? Click here to learn about an extraordinary string of events that led to the formation of the NHA.

MEET THE ALLIANCE
Meet the AllianceJust who are the chosen few who are helping Nigel to save the world, and what do they do? Click here to find out about just some of the people who are working for you.

 

MEET NIGEL: BIOGRAPHY OF A HERO
Nigel HaversWho exactly is Nigel Havers, and since when was He chosen to be the one to save us all? Click here to catch a fascinating insight into the life of The Saviour.