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COMMENTS Are you not happy with the NHA? Are you offended by our work? Are you so completely repulsed by the NHA that every time you even think of Our Lord and Saviour, Nigel Havers, you are overcome by a sudden urge to vomit? Or are you so pleased with our work here at the NHA that you would like to congratulate Lord Nigel for his efforts at saving Britain, and indeed, the world, from the scourge of evil that has slowly devoured this planet since time began? Why not share your half-witted opinion with us? Most comments will be published. However, we regret that we cannot publish any really nasty comments, as they may upset The Saviour, Nigel Havers. If you attempt to leave any nasty comments, we will use the personal information generated by your email to hunt you down so that you can be punished by a public stoning. | ||
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15 AUGUST, 2006 Dear Nigel I’m glad there is somebody out there who is willing to stand up against the Israelis. I wish we had you fighting for us in the States! Brenda Roberts | ||
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Thank you, Brenda, for your touching words! Rest assured, our Saviour Nigel Havers has no intention of settling for dominance in the U.K. He will do His best for all you desperate souls over in America as soon as He deals with those wretched Israelites and that ghastly Tony Blair character. Never fear though, we all know what you are going through. How awful it must be to be trapped in the clutches of a lunatic with his finger on the button! Rest assured, Nigel Havers will save you all! Love, Geraldine xx |
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30 JUNE, 2006 Nigel Following your tirade of road rage abuse in the guardian article don't be surprised if a cyclist some day has a go at you with some eggs John Prescott Style. I used to admire your acting and grumpy old men musings. Now I just think that you are another poncy ,bad mannered ,ill bred narrow-minded bigot. There are a few thousand others who agree with me. John Moran | ||
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Well, John, everybody is entitled to an opinion even if it is wrong, although beware my dear that your tongue does not become so loose that it falls out when the Revolution comes. Also, if cyclists are riding around manically hurling eggs at people, they are hardly a safe breed of road user, and I fear that there may be a few million others who agree with me. Love, Geraldine xx |
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25 JUNE, 2006 I thought Nigel Havers might like to know what happened to his trials bike (as mentioned in his interview with "The Times.") My husband bought it for me as a present when we lived in London (from the bike shop under the bridge in Fulham where he traded it in for a moped). We had a rack that sat on the towbar of the car and so we took the bike on lots of weekend jaunts and vacations, including Scotland, Devon, Cornwall, and Yorkshire. It was great fun, almost indestructable, easy to jump off if faced with large bumps, and provided hours of entertainment to the screams of "faster, faster. Dylan (husband) also drove it around London for a while after his bike was stolen from Covent Garden. When we moved to Houston about 5 years ago one of my mother's friend asked to have it and so it now lives in Derby where it is still being ridden by a 60-something feisty lady. Geraldine Gray | ||
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Well, 'PK', I sympathise that you yokel yanks don’t have a sense of humour (note the spelling, dear), but if you’re still unsure about what the NHA does than maybe we can send out one of our team to Educate you in The Way. Kisses, Don | |
13 JUNE, 2006 your shambles in the daily mail,was a biased rant by a self opinitated git! THERE ARE CARS MADE BY PEOPLE IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES FOR ONE CARS GO THROUGH RED LIGHTS WHAT DO U DO TO SAVE THE PLANET ,PRINT PISH LIKE THAT YOUR A DISCGRACE TO SOCIETY Tom Fothergill | ||
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And you are a disgrace to the English language writing pish like ’opinitated’ and ’discgrace’. Tut tut. No more comments written in the language of gibberish, please. Don x |
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As a keen cyclist I love the idea of being Hated by Havers (HBH), it really does give me a twisted pleasure that people on bikes are being seen as Hooligans on two wheels. He’s right, a lot of cyclists do run red lights, ride on the pavement and yes swear (a lot). Take old people for example or mobile chicanes as I like to call them, Ok sometimes you get too close and ladder their tights, it gives them something to talk about while they are waiting at the bus stop. All this of course used to be the case with motorbikes, until the "Born again Bikers" took over… Cyclists as the new Hells Angels brilliant! We need more people like him on bikes! Keep up the good work. Regards, Jon Murray. | ||
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7 JUNE 2006 Dear Mr Havers You just lost my interest and respect. Your views on cyclists are totally unjustified. The sort of behaviour you object to mainly occurs in London, and even there, most cyclists would share your condemnation of it. I drive and cycle in Birmingham, and I very rarely see cyclists breaking the rules. Those that do are usually youngsters on BMXs. Generally, cyclists are far more sinned against than sinning, and we are not a minority that you can take the piss out of. We are normal people of all classes with families and jobs. Saying you hate all cyclists is no more justified than saying you hate all motorists. Regards Gary Rowing-Parker | ||
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Thanks for your concerns, Gary, but Our Lord would only be able to take your comments seriously if you didn't have such a stupid name - a name that rhymes with 'glowing darker' is far more sinning than sinned against and may make you a target when Purification begins. Watch out! Don x |
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25 APRIL 2006 The former colonies need the Nigel Havers Alliance. [Anon.] | ||
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A sage suggestion, whoever you are. The Wise and Omnipotent One shall get onto the case... Geraldine :) |
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3 FEBRUARY 2006 Your geographical knowledge needs refreshing. You said, "In order to make Britain great again, the cities of Manchester, Derby, Coventry and Liverpool will be replaced with several new "Nigel Havers Forests". This will help combat the ever increasing problem of global warming, as well as to rid the country of its much despised residents, who will be re-housed in Wales and the Isle of Wight." May I remind you that Wales is part of Great Britain so you would not be removing the residents of the 4 cities you mention from the country. Unless of course you meant England. If so please change the heading from "Great" Britain to England. [Scott Clark] | ||
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Oh Scott, old thing, I think you misunderstand Our Saviour's plan for purifying Britain. Our glorious and delectable Nigel is well aware that Wales is part of our proud nation, as indeed is the Isle of Wight. However, due to the concentration of unwanted peoples in these cities and the comparatively sparse populations of Wales and the Isle of Wight in addition to ordinary Britons' lack of desire to visit Wales or the Isle of Wight, they should be relocated accordingly. Therefore, I am delighted to say that our geographical knowledge does not need refreshing, although we thank you for sharing your concern with us. Love, Geraldine Bryce xx | |
6 JULY 2005 I went to the George W. Bush resume link and sad to say have never laughed so hard. I must share with my office. Please understand that most Americans with an IQ > 70 think that he is a buffoon and an embarrassment. Thoroughly enjoyed the other features and will revisit the site. I have also had the pleasure of enjoying your work on our PBS. Keep up the good work. Thanks. Karen Holritz | ||
30 APRIL 2005 I just wanted to wish Mr. Havers all the best...even though I have no idea about his campaign? Back in the late 1980s, I watched "A Little Princess" and ever since then I've been a fan of the movie. After so many years, I went to our public library and rented the movie! I was just curious to see what all the major actors have been doing ever since then..I saw your website. Best of luck in the future. Sincerely, Shehzeen:) P.S.- you're so handsome!!:) | ||
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Thank you Shehzeen. Our Nige went quite pink when he read your message: A Little Princess was longer ago than Our Lord cares to remember! As for the other cast members, only Maureen Lipman is still in the acting game, doing rep in Chipping Sodbury. Amelia Shankley runs a doll museum in Stevenage, Miriam Margoyles is now a part-time mother of six, and Katrina Heath is locked away in an asylum having registered as a full-time mentalist in 1992. Hope this helps, Best, Geraldine Bryce xx | |
14 DECEMBER 2004 Your website made me realise that there are some pressing issues out there. Excellent work, how do I join? Robert Wood | ||
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Dear Robert, Thank you for your delicious comments. One way you can help The Cause is to become a Nigel Havers Soldier. The NHA Army are currently recruiting soldiers to help sort out the troubles in the Middle East, and the NHA Tea Division are also looking for help with Lord Nigel's Tea For Tanks campaign. There are several benefits of joining the NHA Army. Most recruits find that the most significant of these benefits is that the NHA will make sure that your family and friends are "looked after", which usually results in them wanting to join also (Nigel's boys can be very... persuasive). Alternatively, your contributions to the NHA Fighting Fund will always be gratefully received. Remember, The Alliance Needs YOU! Love, Geraldine Bryce xx | |
22 NOVEMBER 2004 Its super Keep up the good work John Wilde | ||
23 AUGUST 2004 I want to go on record as being a big Nigel Havers fan. I'm really sorry that I haven't seen much of him lately. I watched all of "Don't Wait Up," and I assumed we'd see a lot more of Nigel Havers on BBC shows shown in the US. Alas! Anyway --- run for president of the world; it'll serve the world right. But give the old folks a little slack; they're kinder than the young. Kirsten DeVere | ||
21 JUNE 2004 My Dear Lord Nige, I agree with all the policies of the NHA apart from the banning of women drivers. If male and female drivers can't share your roads without rage then perhaps the male drivers could be banned so the roads would be free for your Lordship and women. I would be willing to discuss this with you in one of your tearooms. Will the NH currency be legal tender in Australia this summer? If so I would like to order $50,000 worth. In reverence, Lesley | ||
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Dear Lesley, It always brings a smile to Nigel's face to hear from his supporters but he's quite adamant about banning women drivers. Banning male drivers won't solve the problem, Lesley dear, since it is the women drivers that are the problem: cautious, always straddling, always changing their minds... and don't get me started about their driving. As for the NH currency, we're working on it. Full cream teas will be priced around NH500,000. Love, Geraldine Bryce xx | |
