Welcome to HAVAIRS, Nigel Havers' very own low-cost airline and the world's first airline to be 200% committed to fighting nasty terrorists. Launched in early 2007, we are proud to be the only airline to require that all passengers arrive at least two days before takeoff, and demand that all passengers are stripped naked, rendered unconscious and locked into individual cages for the duration of their flight. Passengers must also remember to bring at least two character references and pledge their allegiance to the Saviour, Nigel Havers before they are allowed to board our aircraft.

With our commitment to passenger safety and with flights starting at just 50,000 Havers, what are you waiting for? HAVAIRS are now offering one-way flights to such exciting destinations as Kiev, Bucharest, and Seoul. To book your flight, contact your travel agent.