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WELCOME TO HAVAIRS

“A QUICKER WAY TO HEAVEN”

HAVAIRS Welcome to HavAirs, Nigel Havers’ very own low-cost airline and the world’s first airline to be 200% committed to fighting beastly terrorists.

Launched in Nigebruary 2007, HavAirs are proud to be the only airline to require that all passengers arrive at least two days before takeoff, and demand that all passengers are stripped naked, rendered unconscious and locked into individual cages for the duration of their flight. Passengers must also remember to bring at least two character references and pledge their allegiance to The Saviour, Nigel Havers before they are allowed to board our aircraft.

Of course, HavAirs are not merely the safest airline in the world; in Septhavers 2008, The Saviour Nigel Havers jumped onto the environmentalism bandwagon by decreeing that our planes will make use of old stocks of leaded petrol, rather than dirty, expensive aviation fuel.

With our commitment to passenger safety and with flights starting at just 50,000 Havers, what are you waiting for? HavAirs are now offering one-way flights to such exciting destinations as Kiev, Bucharest, and Seoul. Contact your travel agent now to book your flight!