The Saviour Nigel Havers has proudly announced plans to “fix” the ailing global economy once the NHA take power.

“The problems facing the global economy are far too complex to explain to the cretinous electorate,” said NHA Treasurer, Bob Hoskins.  “If we cannot explain the problem, then it is even more difficult to explain the solution, so we won’t.”

The NHA have however outlined two steps to stimulate the economy.  The first is to encourage the public to buy Havers, the NHA’s very own currency.  From humble beginnings in Wales and the Cotswolds in 2002, the Havers took the world by storm shortly afterwards, making it also the most fabulous currency in the world.

The second step will take place after the NHA come to power in the next general election, when Our Lord saves Nigel Rock (formerly Northern Rock) from the thugs in government at the moment.

“With all of the country’s (and one day, the world’s) money in Havers, everything will shortly fall into place and the economy will be saved,” said our Lord, Nigel Havers.