As Britain waves goodbye to one dictatorship, the Saviour warns Golden Brown not to get too comfortable as the NHA’s reign is not too far off.

“Gordon just doesn’t have that killer instinct,” said Nigel. “When I asked him what his policy was on the rising scourge of the chav, he muttered something about human rights and his dream of a classless society. But surely we will only have a classless society once we have ridden it of the working class. I give him six months before the public demand that the NHA take over.”

The NHA’s fight against chavs has been strengthened recently, now that weekly refuse collections are becoming a thing of the past. Mike Jones, NHA Minister for Correction and Purification, has renewed his plan for the Millennium Dome to finally be put to good use as the world’s biggest indoor chav-fighting ring.

The Dome will be divided into fourteen zones, where chavs, criminals, illegal immigrants, cyclists, people who do not understand apostrophes, and any other filth to have soiled modern British society, will all be able to fight each other to the death in the name of entertainment, and as a fun solution to overcrowding in Britain.

ITV are currently in talks with the NHA to televise the fights as a welcome replacement to Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway.

The Queen is said to be backing Our Lord’s proposals, and is currently doing her bit for the war effort by breeding Corgis for the purpose of controlling the Chav population in London.

Nigel Havers is confident that the following year will be a good one for the NHA. “We’re celebrating our tenth anniversary this year, and we strongly believe that we have generated enough support for The Cause over the past ten years that we may not even lose our election deposit next time.”

What a guy. Watch out Gordon!