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NHA NEWS ARCHIVE: 2006
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NIGEL HAVERS PREPARES TO SAVE THE WORLD ONCE AGAIN
16 OCTHAVERS, 2006
Poor Nigel has been rushed off His feet once again this month in preparation for the annual NHA Party Conference. This year has been an especially busy one, as the Saviour welcomes several new key members to the team...
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NIGEL CONDEMNS NORTH KOREA
16 OCTHAVERS, 2006
The Saviour, Nigel Havers, announced at a press conference earlier this week that he was "very cross indeed" with North Korea for testing weapons of mass destruction...
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NIGEL CONDEMNS SOUTH KOREA
16 OCTHAVERS, 2006
Our Lord, Nigel Havers refused to comment on the decision to appoint South Korea's foreign minister to succeed Kofi Annan as secretary general to the United Nations...
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ISRAEL VS LEBANON: NIGEL HAVERS TO THE RESCUE
1 OCTHAVERS, 2006
Our Lord and Saviour, Nigel Havers, proudly announced at a press conference on Monday that he will encourage a ceasefire in the Middle East with his "Tea for Tanks" campaign...
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NIGEL HAVERS PUTS HIS OWN STAMP ON THE MAIL
24 NIGELGUST, 2006
Nigel Havers proudly announced a new postal system to rival that of the Royal Mail this week. The new system, Post-Haste, was launched on Monday to coincide with the launch of the Royal Mail's new pricing scheme...
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NIGEL HAVERS’ WAR ON “HOLIER THAN THOU” CYCLISTS RAGES ON
15 NIGUNE, 2006
NHA Comrades and members of the civilian population of Britain have extended their full support to Our Lord and Saviour, Nigel Havers, as His war on the scourge of unlawful cyclists enters its second month...
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