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CREDIT CRUNCH CONTINUES TO BENEFIT NHA
17 DECHAVERS, 2008
Shares in Post-Haste doubled today following reports that the Royal Mail could be part-privatised. Post-Haste was launched by Our Lord, Nigel Havers, in 2006 as a private mail company to rival the "service" offered by the Royal Mail.
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NHA COMMITTEE TO INVESTIGATE "HEAVY-HANDED" POLICE
8 DECHAVERS, 2008
The Saviour, Nigel Havers, has launched an NHA committee to investigate NHA defences against increasingly heavy-handed tactics employed by the police following the arrest of Damian Green, the shadow immigration spokesman, and subsequent searching of his office without a warrant.
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"YES WE CAN, TOO!"
21 NIGEMBER, 2008
The Saviour, Nigel Havers, met U.S. president-elect Barack Obama last night to discuss possible solutions to Gordon Brown, the recession, chavs, Alistair Darling's eyebrows, and naughty countries like Zimbabwe.
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NIGEL TO SAVE ANOTHER CHRISTMAS
12 NIGEMBER, 2008
Our Lord, Nigel Havers, is to turn on the Christmas lights in Guildford next week to mark the start of the festival of shopping, which every year precedes the celebrations of the birth of Nigel's dear older brother, Jesus Christ.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGEL!
6 NIGEMBER, 2008
As America continues to celebrate their final election result before the 2012 presidential campaigns begin next week, Britain prepares for her own celebrations in honour of The Saviour's 59th birthday.
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Nigel Upset as NHA Conference Draws Quietly to a Close
1 NIGEMBER, 2008
The Saviour, Nigel Havers, has announced His outrage with the media for its obsession with Russell Brand and Jonathan Woss this week, which has caused coverage of the NHA annual party conference to be overshadowed.
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Nigel Meets U.S. Presidential Candidate
1 NIGEMBER, 2008
Our Lord, Nigel Havers, met U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama earlier this week to wish him luck before the yanks go to the polls on 4th Nigember.
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NIGEL HAVERS “NOT AFRAID” OF CREDIT CRUNCH
4 OCTHAVERS, 2008
The Saviour, Nigel Havers, has announced special plans to save the world from the global economic “meltdown.”
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HAVERS IS “VERY CROSS” WITH MUGABE
26 NIGUNE, 2008
Our Lord, Nigel Havers, has said that He is “very cross” with Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe.
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Is Nigel The Stig?
24 NIGUNE, 2008
Nigel's official jester, Justin Lee Collins, reveals the true identity of Top Gear's The Stig.
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Nigel Havers Defends Privileged
4 NIGUNE, 2008
Our Lord, Nigel Havers, has defended a controversial advert.
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Nigel Havers Congratulates Boris
2 MAYVERS, 2008
Our Saviour, Nigel Havers, has congratulated Boris Johnson for being elected next Mayor of London.
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Havers Fixes Credit Crunch
2 MAYVERS, 2008
The Saviour Nigel Havers has proudly announced plans to "fix" the ailing global economy once the NHA take power.
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