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Nigel Havers Congratulates Boris
2 MAYVERS, 2008
Our Saviour, Nigel Havers, has congratulated Boris Johnson for being elected next Mayor of London.
In a speech given at NHA HQ, Nigel commented on the meaning of the victory to the NHA.
“NHA supporters from up and down the land finally have a reason to celebrate,” said our Lord, Nigel Havers. “Having NHA insider, Boris Johnson, as Mayor of our once-fine capital will put our party in a strong, strategic position in good time for the next general election. Boris’ victory today is testament to the fact that our election strategy which we used to put Boris into office cannot and will not fail. With Boris’ help, we now have the resources and the leverage we need to show the moronic electorate just who’s in charge. We have also prevented the ghastly troglodyte Ken Livingstone from getting another unwanted term in office, which is a bonus.”
Nigel refused to comment on what exactly His strategy is on winning the next election, although we are assured that it will be a divine, final solution, the success of which is demonstrated by Boris' victory.
Well done Boris, and well done Nigel!
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