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Nigel Upset as NHA Conference Draws Quietly to a Close
1 NIGEMBER, 2008
The Saviour, Nigel Havers, has announced His outrage with the media for its obsession with Russell Brand and Jonathan Woss this week, which has caused coverage of the NHA annual party conference to be overshadowed.
Nigel's groundbreaking plans for the Nigel Havers Monorail, the launch of Havers Media, and Nigen, our hero's very own power initiative, were all relegated to the back pages of this week's newspapers, which were more concerned with encouraging busy bodies to share their ill-bred opinions.
This year's conference was held in the idyllic Juri's Olde Bakery Tea Shoppe in Gloucestershire, home of the finest cream tea in all of the Cotswolds, and winner of the UK Tea Council's prestigious Top Tea Place award, 2008.
In His keynote speech, our Lord vowed revenge on the 26, 998 people who felt the need to complain about a broadcast they hadn't heard, effectively improving Brand and Ross' career prospects, and preventing the true issues of the day from being heard.
"Clearly the antics of maverick radio presenters are more important to the general public than the economy, the environment, or troubles in the Middle East. The NHA is therefore currently having discussions regarding urgent measures to remove readers of tabloid newspapers from the electoral role." Bold words indeed, Nigel! But will it work? Click here to have your say.
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