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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGEL!
6 NIGEMBER 2008
The NHA would like to wish our hero, Nigel Havers, a very happy birthday!
As America continues to celebrate their final election result before the 2012 presidential campaigns begin next week, Britain prepares for her own celebrations in honour of The Saviour's 59th birthday.
The NHA had prepared a special surprise birthday present for His Nigelness. However, having been advised that crucifixion is still illegal, the self-righteously scruffy chef, Jamie Oliver, will unfortunately remain on our television screens for the foreseeable future. Instead, plans are being made for a one-mile tall statue to be erected in Regents Park to honour The Great One. If planning permission is granted, which should be no obstacle due to the art of blackmail, the Statue of Nigel will be the tallest statue in the world. Although the design of the statue is yet to be finalised, preliminary designs feature a 360-degree rotating crown atop Nigel's head, which will house a five-star restaurant, a nine hole golf course, and a helipad (due to the cost of the project, it is with regret that the Statue of Nigel will have to be both Nigel's birthday and Christmas presents for this year).
Many happy returns, Nigel!
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