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NIGEL TO LAUNCH NHA TATTOO PARLOUR
20 Havril, 2009
Our Saviour, Nigel Havers, is to launch the first in a series of NHA Tattoo Parlours, an official NHA source revealed yesterday. The announcement is set to finally wipe the disappointment from the faces of London’s youths and quash that most asked of questions: “where can I get a true tattoo of Nigel Havers?”
The grand opening of NigeInk next week in Camden is expected to attract a great deal of media attention, being the first tattoo parlour in the world to be run by a future Prime Minister.
However, Sylvestor McCoy, NHA Minister for Fashion and Foreign Affairs, denied allegations that Nigel’s latest business venture is politically motivated.
“NHA supporters have been demonstrating their allegiance to Nigel in a variety of different ways over the years, from badges and t-shirts, to poster campaigns and village fetes. However, the more adventurous few have lately been crying out for new and exciting ways to show their support for The Cause. We are merely offering the opportunity to have a guaranteed likeness of The Saviour to be permanently burned onto their skin.”
Although Nigel is relatively new to the tattoo scene, having received His first tattoo on television only last week, He did His best to reassure His customers of His skill with the needle, rejecting criticisms that His public tattooing on national television was merely a publicity stunt designed to draw attention to the latest addition to His business portfolio.
“I’ve only been doing it for a week or so, but my Master says I’m a natural,” said Nigel in an exclusive interview for NHATVUK+1, the new television channel from Havers Media. “The shakes are already clearing up; next week I’ll be experimenting with colours, meaning I may have to put prices up already!”
Well done, Nigel!
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Nigel Havers Gets A Tattoo The Saviour, Nigel Havers is tattooed on national television. Nigel denied allegations that the incident was a publicity stunt designed to attract attention to His new chain of tattoo parlours.
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