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JACQUI SMITH TO BE DEPORTED
4 Mayvers, 2009
The current Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, could be deported under controversial plans outlined by the NHA’s Spokesman for Culture and Home Affairs, Neil Buchanan.
The proposed Anti-Negativisation green paper will require all citizens who have made a significant negative contribution to Nigel’s society, including criminals, cyclists, and anybody employed by the Daily Mail, to be deported from the UK mainland and re-housed on special container ships moored just north of the Shetland islands.
“By removing all negativity from mainland Britain, our once great nation can begin to flourish again: road rage will reduce, and depression and anxiety will disappear, resulting in greater productivity, which will ultimately allow our economy to climb out of the mess it is currently in,” said Buchanan, speaking on NHA Radio Nigel’s Tomorrow programme. “The relocation of certain key figures, such as Jacqui Smith, Jeremy Kyle, and Bill Oddie, is a significant first step in the reduction of general cynicism, fear, and ghastliness that is rife in today’s society.”
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