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NIGEL APPEALS TO BIGOTS IN TV DEBATE
28 Havril, 2010
Our Lord Nigel Havers will appeal to bigoted women in tonight’s edition of The Leader’s Debate.
Among the issues His Nigelness will be discussing include His stance on wasps, Nick Robinson, and His promise of free pogo sticks for all to combat the problems with public transport and cyclists. The Saviour is also expected to clarify His insistence that the NHA’s targeting of bigoted women during His election campaign was not an attempt to capitalise on the latest in a string of political debacles by current Prime Minister, Gordon Brown.
In a statement released today, NHA spokesman Dr Geoff Davies from the Department of Correction and Purification defended the NHA’s election strategy:
“The NHA have always prided itself on its ability to influence those lacking in the capacity to think for themselves; the PM’s attempt to alienate this vast group of wretches, who now comprise the majority of the electorate, with his comments today are a gift for Nigel and His team.”
Bold words, indeed!
The debate, which will feature the third and final epic battle of wits between Nigel Havers, Esther Rantzen and Bill Oddie, will focus mainly on domestic issues and will be shown live tonight on NHATVUK1+2, the new entertainment channel from Havers Media.
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