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POLICIES

EDUCATION

NigeducationHere at the NHA, we believe that the children are the future.  As such, their education needs to be embraced and heavily invested in so that we can achieve the targets we have set for ourselves.  However, we also believe that primary and secondary education has been heinously neglected by previous governments.

We will therefore bring education up to scratch by implementing the following measures:

Tuition Fees

We will introduce top up fees for primary and secondary education, so that children can benefit from the best facilities and teaching their money can buy.

Dumbing Down

We will put a stop to the “dumbing down” of education with the introduction of compulsory monthly examinations, from Year 1 right through to Year 12.  This will allow children to familiarise themselves with the process of conducting an exam from an early age, and will also ensure that teachers’ standards can be scrutinised carefully throughout their careers.

Syllabus

The learning of English and Maths in the past has clearly gone to waste, with an increasing number of people unable to string a grammatical sentence together or make simple calculations without the help of a calculator.  We will therefore make learning of English and Maths compulsory for all ages throughout life, from birth until death.

Less useful subjects, such as woodwork and Geography, will also be replaced with subjects that have become of increasing importance in recent years, yet which British people currently have no skills in whatsoever, including lessons in customer service, banking, and DIY.

Finishing School

All children who do not meet the standards set by Nigel will be required to attend an NHA Finishing School, where they will benefit from a variety of skills which will help them make a positive contribution to Nigel’s society.