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POLICIES

EUROPE

Here at the NHA, we believe that Europe is a powerful entity with a lot to offer.  However, in its current state, it is sucking energy from Britain, politically, economically, and physically.  Therefore, rather than following other countries into succumbing to greater control from Brussels, the NHA firmly believe that we should be leading the way.

The NHA hereby beckon other European nations to acknowledge the benefits of a super state run by Nigel, including:

• Streamlining of the political process, providing greater efficiency in the Haverian decision making process.
• Free trade between all Haverian nation states.
• A single currency, the Havers, to provide economic stability to Haverian nation states.
• Streamlining of the process of taxation.
• For a very insignificant fee, any business that is congruent with the motives of the NHA can be personally protected from competitors by His Nigelness with the introduction of Haverian Business Protection Plans.
• None of the political restrictions of the EU.